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You’ll find real news and information that your Professor has personally selected for guys like you, a regularly updated blog, links to chicks way hotter than that Cinnabon with lipstick you call your “girlfriend” or, worse yet, that self-basting Butterball you call your “wife”, as well as answers to your own posted questions.
Class is in session live every Thursday at 5 PM Pacific/8 PM Eastern on The Tom Leykis Show. The rest of the week, Leykis101.com will help you to stay on track and to be the kind of asshole women can’t get enough of. So kick back, pay attention, and take some notes. Oh yeah, and act like a fucking man you simpering pussy!
One new piece of information from the records: Cosby said at one point he had seven prescriptions for Quaaludes and thought about using them on young women.
My father died 20 years ago and, by design, I never had kids, so you would think that Father’s Day would be irrelevant to me. But it’s not. In fact, Father’s Day is now the most rewarding holiday on my calendar.
Even before midnight on this Father’s Day, I received more Father’s Day good wishes than I ever could have imagined.
Many of these wishes were not phoned in to the show, but written to me privately and in hushed, reverent tones.
I’ve been thanked for things that I didn’t even know that I’d done. Lives that I’ve apparently improved or even saved. Unwanted children that were prevented from being born. Graduations I didn’t know about or attend, but in which I, apparently, played a role.
You don’t have to have kids to be someone’s dad. Amazingly, you apparently don’t even have to meet someone to have an influence.
I am as proud of every one of you as I could ever be if you were my own. And in many ways, you are my own. There’s nothing more rewarding than when I get those graduation photos from my sons who said they would have never finished school if I hadn’t pushed them. When they write “LEYKIS 101″ on their graduation caps and send me the photos, I’m not ashamed to say that this makes me as about as emotional as I ever get.
I am thrilled to know about the people for whom I’ve made a father-like difference. And I want to thank you for being at the other end of that microphone. I wanted you to know that it means the world to me.
FInally, I wanted to remind you that if you have a dad, and all you know about him is that your mom says he’s an asshole, a deadbeat, or a jerk, don’t take her word for it. For your own satisfaction, be sure to seek out your dad for this Father’s Day wherever in the world he may be and make that decision for yourself. Even if your dad turns out to be an asshole or a jerk, the fact that your mother wanted to make babies with that asshole will tell you what you need to do to change your life forever. Perhaps if YOU were more of an asshole like your dad, you could get chicks like your mom. I’m not kidding. For many men today growing up under single mother domination, this really is the missing link in their lives.
Thanks for everything.
Husbands and wives are more likely to cheat if they depend on spouse for money. So make sure to NOT give anyone any money!
The solution is, sweetie, if you can’t handle the stress of having kids, then don’t have any fucking kids. Demanding that men pay you for your time is not a good idea. All you’re doing is giving men more reasons to withhold our genetic material and never, ever marry you!
Your Professor didn’t want the responsibility and the stress of having children, and look how it turned out: a stress-free existence with paid up real estate, a wine cellar, travel, and amazing food porn posted on social media several times a week! Why, looky here! Here’s something they’re not serving at Chuck E. Cheese:
No one’s putting a gun to your head, darling. You don’t have to have kids. And most guys agree to have kids only at the end of the barrels of your guns, ladies! Face it, a significant number of us don’t want the stress and lifestyle downgrade that having kids require. And now you want us to compensate you? FUCK YOU!
20-60 percent of married people cheat. So what gives?
WE ALWAYS TOLD YOU WHY MARRIED WOMEN WANT BOOB JOBS. NOW THE CARDS ARE ON THE TABLE. Breast enhancement becoming a divorce ‘essential’
‘Boob jobs’ and liposuction becoming weapons in divorce battles, lawyers say.
Rich guys are apparently agreeing to pay women “wife bonuses” simply for doing what wives are supposed to do.
IF BEING MARRIED TO ME IS A JOB, WHY GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE? Women shouldn’t get ‘wife bonuses.’ They should get salaries.
Look at this outrageous piece in The Washington Post:
Housework and child care are work, or at least they’re treated that way when someone other than the person who lives in the house or gave birth to the child in question does them. If one person in a marriage is going to take on these responsibilities, which rightfully belong to both partners, then they maybe they should be paid.
New research confirms what we say about nice guys.