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101_theprofessorGentlemen, look no further: you’re finally home. Leykis 101.com offers guys like you the most brutally honest, often shocking yet pragmatically useful source of male entertainment and education anywhere on the planet! Read answers to past questions below or “Ask Your Professor” a new question by clicking here!

You’ll find real news and information that your Professor has personally selected for guys like you, a regularly updated blog, links to chicks way hotter than that Cinnabon with lipstick you call your “girlfriend” or, worse yet, that self-basting Butterball you call your “wife”, as well as answers to your own posted questions.

Class is in session live every Thursday at 5 PM Pacific/8 PM Eastern on The Tom Leykis Show. The rest of the week, Leykis101.com will help you to stay on track and to be the kind of asshole women can’t get enough of. So kick back, pay attention, and take some notes. Oh yeah, and act like a fucking man you simpering pussy!

To minimize risk of infidelity, make sure you earn as much as your spouse

Husbands and wives are more likely to cheat if they depend on spouse for money. So make sure to NOT give anyone any money!

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THIS HAS AN EASY SOLUTION: Women Are Still Shouldering The Majority Of The Stress Of Having A Child

The solution is, sweetie, if you can’t handle the stress of having kids, then don’t have any fucking kids. Demanding that men pay you for your time is not a good idea. All you’re doing is giving men more reasons to withhold our genetic material and never, ever marry you!

Your Professor didn’t want the responsibility and the stress of having children, and look how it turned out: a stress-free existence with paid up real estate, a wine cellar, travel, and amazing food porn posted on social media several times a week! Why, looky here! Here’s something they’re not serving at Chuck E. Cheese:

This could be you if you didn't have kids.

Did you and the kids have dinner like this recently? Or just another bucket of KFC or a Happy Meal?

No one’s putting a gun to your head, darling. You don’t have to have kids. And most guys agree to have kids only at the end of the barrels of your guns, ladies! Face it, a significant number of us don’t want the stress and lifestyle downgrade that having kids require. And now you want us to compensate you? FUCK YOU!

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4 reasons humans are so bad at sexual monogamy

20-60 percent of married people cheat. So what gives?

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WE ALWAYS TOLD YOU WHY MARRIED WOMEN WANT BOOB JOBS. NOW THE CARDS ARE ON THE TABLE. Breast enhancement becoming a divorce ‘essential’

‘Boob jobs’ and liposuction becoming weapons in divorce battles, lawyers say.

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IS THIS “LOVE” OR EMPLOYMENT? Poor Little Rich Women

Rich guys are apparently agreeing to pay women “wife bonuses” simply for doing what wives are supposed to do.

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IF BEING MARRIED TO ME IS A JOB, WHY GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE? Women shouldn’t get ‘wife bonuses.’ They should get salaries.

Look at this outrageous piece in The Washington Post:

Housework and child care are work, or at least they’re treated that way when someone other than the person who lives in the house or gave birth to the child in question does them. If one person in a marriage is going to take on these responsibilities, which rightfully belong to both partners, then they maybe they should be paid. 

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ONCE AGAIN, SCIENCE PROVES YOUR PROFESSOR TO BE RIGHT: Why It Pays to Be a Jerk

New research confirms what we say about nice guys.

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Attorney Drives Initiative to End Alimony in California

Backers of an initiative to end alimony have until November to obtain 365,880 valid signatures to get the measure on the ballot.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY: HERE ARE THE 60 WORST MOTHER SELFIES OF ALL-TIME

In our opinion, these are some of the worst mothers in the world. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Click here to ignore our advice and look anyway…

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Why men won’t marry you

There was a time when wives respected their husbands. There was a time when wives took care of their husbands as they expected their husbands to take care of them.

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