WOULD YOU DO ANY OF THESE CHICKS? Fortune Magazine’s 50 Most Powerful Women in Business

And if you say you’d do Yahoo’s Marissa Mayer, that shows you how slim the pickings are in this list.

Look at the photos of these 50 and tell us which ones you would actually be willing to have sex with.

Here they are…

17 Responses to WOULD YOU DO ANY OF THESE CHICKS? Fortune Magazine’s 50 Most Powerful Women in Business

  1. Andy October 24, 2013 at 10:08 am #

    Gisel Ruiz, from Walmart, she doesn’t look bad. ;) But yeah, I see the majority of these business women as not so attractive. And that’s putting it very nicely in some cases…like the Wells Fargo one…(shudder).

  2. Eric October 24, 2013 at 10:23 am #

    I would do them all, who doesn’t love a sugar mama?

  3. Raif October 24, 2013 at 12:07 pm #

    I would not fuck Ginni Rometty;if she had very short hair she’d look like my uncle. I would definetly let Indra Nooyi suck my cock but would be careful that she didn’t bite it with those big front teeth. I would reccomend a Dermatologist to Ellen Kullman – my Gosh! I predict skin cancer in her pale future. I’d probably fuck Marillyn Hewson if I was bored and had a six pack or so. I’d fuck Sheryl Sandberg and cum in her right eye to cum seal it completely closed. Irene Rosenfeld looks my half Irish/half sicilian best friend in high school Yago. No, I wouldn’t fuck her but I might dry hump her doggystyle if I was horny. Patricia Woertz reminds me of a woman I’d meet at a business hotel lobby bar and listen to her talk for hours and pretend to care and fuck at the end of the night. Marissa Mayer looks like Kurt Kobain with a sleek hair doo. I’d probably fuck her if I was buzzing. Meg Whitman. I’d butt fuck her. I have a granny fantasy and she looks like she likes it in the butt. Abigail Johnson: Again, big teeth but nice lips. I’d dick slap the head of my cock on her tongue and bottom lip and then cum in her mouth as I plug her nose. Phebe Novakovic: Hey bro whats up…next. Carol Meyrowitz: Blowjob and then leave immediately afterwards with a look of disgust on my face. Ursula Burns: Whats up Patrick Ewing. I’d nose fuck her. Safra Catz: Probably. Rosalind Brewer: Nope. Lynn Good: Bad. Melanie Healey: BJ or handjob. Anne Sweeney. I’d fuck her. Susan Wojcicki: Mrs. Ed. neeeiiiaaaahahahaha. Yeah I’d probably fuck her while making horse sounds. Sheri S. McCoy. Again, if I was drunk I would probably fuck her. Deb Henretta: “Yo Gene, KISS Rocks!” Pam Nicholson: When did Dolly Parton get a sex change? Nope couldn’t do it. Denise Morrison: HOLY SHIT! I’d rather fuck Sean Penn! Gisel Ruiz: I’d jiz on her. Mary Erdoes: Albino Martha Stewart. Yeah why not. Carrie Tolstedt: Art Webb shouldn’t have cut his hair. I’d fuck her if I met her on the Galápagos Islands while she was looking for lizards. Renee James: Nah. Bridget Van Kralingen: Perhaps. Mary Barra: If her tits were bigger I’d titty fuck her. Deirdre Connelly: Hell No! Gail Boudreaux: When did Colin Quinn get a sex change? Nope hell no! Bonnie Hammer: I wouldn’t fuck her with the Hebrew Hammers dick. Kathleen Murphy: If she bought me a few pints of Murphys Irish beer I might dick her down. Debra Reed: I’d let her blow me. Gracia Martore: “Awwwwwwwwwww!! I thought trolls were fictional.” Nancy Dubuc: Fuck Yeah! I’d fuck the shit out of her and leave before I see her without make-up. Heather Bresch: Yeah I’d fuck her and cum in her mouth. Kim Bowers: I don’t think so. Illene Gordon: If she paid me. Maggie Wilderotter: I’d rather fuck Bill Gates! Karen Licitra: Is that Pee Wee Herman’s sister? Yeah why not. Sondra Barbour: Nope. Amy Schulman: I might let her suck my dick and then chop her head off and play shoot some hoops! damn that’s a big round head. Patricia Fili-Krushel: Is that Dog The Bounty Hunter’s daughter? Nope couldn’t do it. Carol Tome: Nope. Beth Mooney: Nope. Deanna Mulligan: Nope. Marianne Lake: I don’t know, I guess. Linda Mills: Dick sucking lips. Suck it hard like I paid you a Mill! Shonda Rhimes: Gross. No way!

  4. Dejay October 24, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

    I wouldn’t hit those broads with another man’s dick. These chicks have tighter fades than most men fresh out of the barber’s chair.

  5. Brian in Alaska October 24, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

    Tom, did you see the international top 50, which is linked on the first page of this article? I almost lost my lunch looking at number 1!

  6. mike October 24, 2013 at 3:47 pm #

    None are great, but if you like smart, successful, money, and someone who will not be a negative drain in your life and don’t mind screwing with the lights off … 22% are, if you force me to pick, worth a shot.

    4, 8, 18, 20, 22, 25, 28, 29, 36, 37, 44

  7. silvio October 24, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    just google this name… Maria das Graças Foster http://money.cnn.com/gallery/leadership/2013/10/10/international-50-most-powerful-women.fortune/index.html?iid=MPW13_lp_toprr

  8. BILL DUKE October 24, 2013 at 4:04 pm #

    I would fuck Marissa Mayer in the asshole

  9. Brian October 24, 2013 at 4:04 pm #

    Tom said himself that ugly girls have to work harder because they can’t rely on men buying them things, paying their bills, etc.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COQuBq_DKQg

  10. MrKang October 24, 2013 at 4:06 pm #

    Irene Rosenfeld looks like she should be on madman

  11. Vikingsoftpaw October 24, 2013 at 5:13 pm #

    Marillyn Hewson, Bonnie Hammer – I’d hit it.

    Sheryl Sandberg, Ilene Gordon – I’d let her hit me….

    Marissa Mayer – Like a fist from an angry God!

    Carol Meyrowitz – With beer googles.

    Melanie Healey – I’d let her hit me….

    – Like a fist from an angry God!

    Sheri S. McCoy, Pam Nicholson, Anne Sweeney, Nancy Dubuc – Like a fist from an angry God!

  12. Hugh G Rection October 24, 2013 at 6:25 pm #

    #36 and #24 i would totally bang… there’s maybe two or three more in there that are probably bangworthy, if those are actually recent photos (?)

  13. Rogers Shellman October 25, 2013 at 10:38 am #

    My kind of women. I’d be proud to have one of them love me.

  14. Damien October 26, 2013 at 11:52 am #

    im pretty sure despite someone would bang some of them, they still pretend courtships, candles and champain, roses.. and then, maybe then.. they will give you their wonderful overused stinking vagina..

    ICK!

    !!!!NEXT!!!!

  15. Cory October 30, 2013 at 7:01 am #

    Since we’re comparing “attractiveness” to “success in business,” with the expectation that successful women in business are unable to attract mates, I have a question that will put all this crap in context: how many of these women are married and for how long? If they’re all happily married for 20+, then Tom’s “ugly women have to work harder than pretty ones” theory doesn’t exactly hold a lot of water. If, however, they’re all unmarried w/ no kids, then he’d have a point. Gotta ask the questions that aren’t being asked, folks.

    That said, since there are no headshots beyond the top ten, I’m only going with them. Ellen Kullman’s not that bad but she looks WAAAAY too much like my ex-wife for comfort, so hell no there. Sheryl Sandberg is cute (I loves me some Jewish chicks!), that’s one I’d definitely want. Marissa Mayer is very nice looking (and coincidentally the youngest one on here- which as Leykis101 listeners know, Tom places a premium on youth), but I’m not really into blond girls. So if nobody else was available, yes. And she ain’t a classic beauty, but something about Abigail Johnson works for me. I’d hit it.

    So yeah, 2/10, maybe 3 if Marissa Mayer did something with her hair & I couldn’t find out which Ruth’s Chris steakhouse the other two had lunch at.

    And Ginni Rometty looks like Christopher Lambert in The Highlander.

  16. Bobojackson November 6, 2013 at 6:37 pm #

    Marianne Lake is ok, as is Marissa Mayers. Heather Bresch could be ok, depending on how caked up she is. Gisel Ruiz with some work. Indra Nooyi if it was a sugar momma relationship XD .

    As for the International list, Claudia Sender is hot for her age. Ruby Smith is really good for her age. Isela Costantini is hot. Olga Pleshakova is kinda cute. I would actually argue the international list way slightly worse. But nevertheless there were some cuties on there. Claudia Sender was the best.

  17. Sheesh November 12, 2013 at 6:38 pm #

    Majority of them are over 50!

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