This piece appeared in Salon just five days after our show left terrestrial radio in 2009. Somehow, I was distracted at that time and missed it. You’ll love it. Then, you’ll hate it:
Permanent damage to the relationship may be done with a few drops of Tabasco sauce in the condom. Yes. This seems plausible. And that’s mainly what you’re concerned about, right? The relationship? It does sound like a trust issue.
I once caught a girlfriend red-handed in the bathroom utilizing the contents of a used condom, AFTER the fact. I was freaked out for a month. This is a very REAL threat. Women WILL do this. Rinse it out, use Habanero sauce, or whatever, just don’t toss it in the trash haphazardly!
This is a classic! Love it
The best part are the butt hurt women in the comments.
Late comment.
It’s sad that we have to resort to shit like this. I seriously don’t want to do it. As a result, I just stay abstinent now and not bother with getting laid. I would rather have a doctor just allow me to have a vasectomy and not even worry about it. But nope, even doctors are manipulated by bitches and whores. They’ll almost always say:
>Sorry, you need to be in a stable marriage with 10 children before I can refer you to someone who can do the very simple procedure.
And even if you call up a doctor who can do it, they say the same shit.
Just call up a Doc in California. They’ll do it no problem. Lie to them, if you have to… tell them you are on a business trip and want to get it done so you can surprise your wife, who has spent years taking care of your kids and deserves to be able to get off her birth control, since the hormones make her crazy.
Whatever it takes… you’re only limited by your own creativity.
Thats sucks for all the dudes that happened to for real
Nice to keep these articles up for people in the future to see. A sex doll for about $1000 to $2000 is better than $1500+ every month for the next 18 years. The women in the comments of that article really are super butthurt about getting caught red handed (like they always are). Tons of bullshit about this “break of relationship trust” and “intent of harming”. Well that woman won’t be harmed if she isn’t a dirty sperm jacker.
Feminists want to ban sex dolls though.
What is so wonderful about this is that it’s still up after so many years. I was actually listening Tom Leykis on the radio when The guy, who this actually happened to, called up to give him an update and to thank Tom for his advice. The story is absolutely true and did happen to a poor guy. The update to the story is, the young guy was sued and they went to court. The young lady actually thought she had a case and verified this story that she did grab the condom out of the trash and did try put the semen in her vagina. And that hot sauce was used vindictively to hurt her.
The judge looked at the guy and asked one simple question: “what gave you the idea to put hot sauce in the condom? “. And the guy went on to explain how he heard it on the radio.
Not only did the judge immediately throw the case out, the judge told the gentleman that he has a strong case to Countersuit for punitive damages in the excess of $100,000.
No matter what you guys say, this world still needs people like Tom Leykis on the radio and talk shows.