Math wiz who said he had 1 in 285,000 chance of love — now engaged

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   Raif May 27, 2013 at 1:51 pm #

   Im 36. When I was 16 my girlfriend pulled the strings off my guitar, hit me in the head with an egg-timer, and afterwards told me to go get her a bowl of cheetos, and I did. I was a pussy. When I was 17, I was introduced to Tom Leykis on the radio. It took me a year or so to build up my courage, but after listening to him for about a year. I dumped that bitch and decided I never wanted to be in a serious relationship again and definetly not get married, ever. Thanks Tom. Friends with benefits from here on out.

   This guy sounds like a looney. Marriage is a fossil.

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   Raif May 27, 2013 at 5:15 pm #

   1 in 285,000 chance of love
   1 in 2 chance of getting yelled at and bugged
   1 in 2 chance of getting dragged through the mud
   Or catching your wife getting butt-fucked by a male stripper named “Big Stud”

   1 in 285,000 chance of love
   1 in 2 chance of getting drugged
   1 in 2 chance of your wife hiring a thug
   To lop off your cock and feed it to a slug
   Or being forced into getting a Pug that pisses on your rug

   1 in 285,000 chance of love
   1 in 2 chance of never getting your dick sucked or rubbed
   1 in 2 chance of her leaving you for your drunk uncle “Bud”

   Love: Is it worth the risk?

   Answer: NO

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   Lee May 28, 2013 at 7:40 am #

   Typical nerd, looks into the logic of the situation, then the first chick who gives him a hummer, “Oh my God I’m in love!” Quite pathetic actually.

   And for the record, righteous hate does feel really, really good.

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     blueshogun96 May 30, 2013 at 1:42 pm #

     My thoughts exactly (your first paragraph). After reading this, my first thought was “where does the ‘love’ part come in?”. Getting engaged doesn’t prove anything.

     As far as I’m concerned, this whole “true love” thing that chicks, hopeless romantics and what not talk about doesn’t really exist because there’s ALWAYS a condition to be met for it to even be considered. Women want money, power and fame, while men want sex and beauty. Therefore, only lust and greed exists.

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   Josh May 28, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

   He’s good at math, fucking stupid at common sense.

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