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MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE DRESSED AS A PURSE WITH HIS BALLS INSIDE: Halloween photo everyone’s talking about

bun in oven edited

 

This is a photo I talked about on Facebook. Two anonymous people. On the right, what looks like an ex of mine from years ago dressed as an oven. The warning on the “oven door” says, “CAUTION: BUN IN THE OVEN!” On the left, what looks like her husband of two years, dressed as the “chef.”

So cute!

(Another crisis in my life avoided!)

PS: How many self-proclaimed Jews go around dressed as OVENS? Somebody get the Museum of Tolerance on the phone!

11 Responses to MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE DRESSED AS A PURSE WITH HIS BALLS INSIDE: Halloween photo everyone’s talking about

  1. 14" Personality October 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm #

    At least you drove that car when it was new…..now it someone else’s problem to take care of those EXPENSIVE repairs.

  2. javier October 27, 2013 at 8:21 pm #

    That’s gotta be an awkward costume to hang out with in a group of people.

    “So, you’re proud of your man batter enough to dress as a chef? Please stay the fuck away from the kitchen.”

    I wonder if last year she would have dressed up as a tissue paper or a urinal. Isn’t it the same as dressing up as the oven his spunk got into?

  3. Xavier October 28, 2013 at 12:58 am #

    Sorry guys, but you totally missed the point of their costumes. She IS pregnant and the kitchen shape is to conceal/protect her big tummy from others and make fun of her condition. The Chef is the one responsible to have a “bun in her oven”. So I will disagree this time with the assumption she got his balls in her purse (he probably is a real life chef and saved money on his own. Nothing pussy-whipped related here.

    • Paul October 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm #

      Xavier, you’re kidding right? The photo is all about drawing attention to her, after all even though there’s over seven billion people in the world, SHE is special, SHE is having a baby! The guy is like a goofy sidekick, totally subservient to the attention whore. So all night he is going to have to talk about his pregnant partner, when he’d probably pefer to be talking about cars, tits, taking a dump, and tits.

  4. mak dooh October 28, 2013 at 3:11 pm #

    That guy should have dressed as an asshole because there is a BMW [presumably his] behind them. BTW she is depreciating faster than that BMW

  5. Danny October 28, 2013 at 3:47 pm #

    Will the kid stick his head in the oven when his mom shows that photo and his naked baby pics to all his friends?

  6. D'Squarius Green Jr. October 28, 2013 at 11:26 pm #

    Hahahahahahahahahaha. What a cuntard!

  7. Mike S October 29, 2013 at 1:01 am #

    Tom, I am proud to say, I am Thankfully not in this situation, I also Live alone, Retired.. And a PROUD P1 Lister!!!!! and will always support you..!!!! BLOW ME UP TOM.!!!!!

    Mike….

  8. Poib Fehr October 29, 2013 at 2:07 pm #

    If you thought that picture was bad, look at all of these ones I found. This will be them 6-7 Halloween’s from now once a few of those buns finish cooking.

    http://monsieur-mac.tumblr.com/post/65364938968/geekmehard-dreamkillerleeshadarling?og=1&fb_action_ids=10100772685768531&fb_action_types=tumblr-feed%3Areblog&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%2210100772685768531%22%3A360332330779458}&action_type_map={%2210100772685768531%22%3A%22tumblr-feed%3Areblog%22}&action_ref_map=[]

  9. RJ Thomas October 30, 2013 at 5:28 pm #

    This is hilarious and so apt for the Professor’s content kitty 😉 I’m listening to his rant on this topic right now.

  10. Axl October 31, 2013 at 11:34 pm #

    What does it mean when the lady in the ugg(ly) boots has a more masculine stance than the dude?

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