We’ve all heard the stories, the anecdotes, the not-so-secret reputation of Foxfire as the hallowed hunting grounds for the species of woman known as the cougar. On Friday and Saturday evenings, when the torch above the building is ablaze, they come, as if answering a tribal call to mate. They use the cover of night, ceremonially garbed in slinky dresses two sizes too small (but that’s exactly the point), to stalk and pounce on their prey—anyone with a Y-chromosome whose inhibitions have been compromised by the cheap alcohol.
MEET COUGARS TONIGHT IN ORANGE COUNTY! Foxfire’s Cougars and Men
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The Foxfire is definitely the place to go if you want a guaranteed fuck by a cougar. All off them bitches are looking for some cock. I speak from my own experience there lol.
So… the answer is NO… Foxfire is not full of what men would call cougars… Young men from 19 to 35… after finally getting a look at what a loser old broads desperation has brought them to… 🙂 ( that being ) getting naked in front of their own son or grandson… Is truly the most twisted not getting hard moment of our lives…
Yeah… after having had that massive drunken stupor organism discovering you had pre ejaculated all over the sheets and her belly… You find yourself waking up next to that massive mess… Nestled in the foothills of Anaheim Hills… The vision and memory of that sloppy tittied drooling train wreck ( somebody’s grandmother ) laying next to you breathing so hard you will here to for refer to it as snoring… will be with you forever… ( what a score )… and have the sobering up effect ” STARBUCKS ” wish they could put in a cup…
That really didn’t happen at Foxfire though… Not like ” Josh ” details in HIS post… No… Once you get in past that half hour wait to pay your 10 or 15 dollar head charge… There will be lots to soak in…. Get your drink quick as you enter at the bar to your right… before you find the best vantage point to view the room… which is soooo crowded… most the time you can not see past the people mover line passing in front of you…
And… what do we see from our vantage point??? The dance floor is so crowded.. elbow to elbow… being waaay to small for the room… where we are being forced to dance in front of that lousy loud band who’s speakers are facing those dancing… what we see… is ASIAN CHICKS… Yeah… that’s right…25 to 40 year old Asian contingent who use Foxfire as their point of operations… ( Asian women for all intent and purposes being a complete waste of time and effort… much like money grubbing, lying, deceiving, manipulative Russian women.. ) So we have a collection of aloof intentionally unattainable Asian women a the far end of the dance floor… Pairs and pairs of gals who look more like quarterbacks their shape being stalky with the same hip to shoulder dimension… liking to refer to themselves as being ” AVERAGE” size… And a room full of loser Saturday Night Fever look alike who end up ( am I really goanna say this??? ) if they are lucky… scoring with someone’s grandmother… 🙂
Pretty proud of Josh… who speaking from his own experiences… is probably NOT still humping that “COUGAR” …. proud of him because that memory will be with him forever… Lesson learned… see how he boasts of his experiences at Foxfire ? You go… or step up and share your success stories… Lots of places to go on any Friday or Sat night… We have gone there for many years… we don’t go to get laid… we go to watch the fruitless attempts of men to score on complete trainwrecks… and have a LAUGH… Lets see if Tom will post a video of Foxfire on a typical Friday/Sat night… that I will submit… Wait till you see the ASIAN contingent… maybe we will find Josh somewhere in the background…