OY VEY! Jewrotica’s Sexiest Rabbis of 2013

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   Raif January 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm #

   Too bad Natalie Portman is not a Rabbi; If she was, I might convert.

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   JAMES January 21, 2014 at 3:53 am #

   AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE SOME CONSERVATIVE VIEWS AND SOME LIBERAL VIEWS, MAYBE 20% ACCORDING TO A MAGAZINE POLL I JUST TOOK. I MEAN 20% PERCENT, CAN YOU IMAGINE? CAN YOU IMAGINE?
   IT’S A GOOD THING THAT THERE ARE WOMEN RABBI’S THAT CAN
   CONSIDERED SEXY. I’M NOT EVEN JEWISH, BUT WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, THERE WERE NO SEXY RABBI’S THAT I CAN THINK OF.

   NOW I TUNED IN A LITTLE LATE, BECAUSE OF PROBLEMS IN MY AREA OF CHICAGO, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER SAID TO ERIN ANDREWS.

   TO BE QUITE HONEST…..I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE SAID ! I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE WAS SAYING.
   ON SUNDAY, I WAS ALSO PAYING ATTENTION TO A NAKED WOMAN WHO WAS WATCHING FOOTBALL ,SO I WAS NOT REALLY AWARE OF WHAT WAS GOING ON, ON THE FIELD. YOU SEE I LIKE TO USE FOOTBALL TO PICK UP WOMEN. I ALSO LIKE TO EAT DURING THE GAME.

   LATER ON, I DID CHECK OUT ERIN ANDREW’S COMMENTS ON HER TWITTER PAGE BECAUSE SHE DECIDED TO POST THEM THERE.
   IS THAT WRONG? IS THAT WRONG? ANYWAY, AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBER, SHE SAID SHE LIKED TO WATCH HOCKEY WHEN IT’S COMFORTABLE. AND I SAW A NICE FIREPLACE BY THE BIG SCREEN TV. WELL…COMFORTABLE IS IN THE MIND! YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE WHERE EVER YOU ARE.

   BEFORE I WRAP THIS UP, I DO WANT TO COMMENT ON SOMETHING TOM SAID ABOUT WORKING IN SOUTH FLORIDA AND HOW HE DOES TAKE CALLS FROM ALL OVER AND YOU GET TO HEAR FROM ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE. WELL….. THAT RANG A BELL. THAT REMINDED ME OF A TALK SHOW HOST THAT USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, BY THE NAME OF “BOB LASSITER.” UMM, TOM LEYKIS IS FAAAAR BETTER THAN BOB LASSITER EVER WAS. I’LL BE HONEST, BOB LASSITER COULD DO SOME GOOD RADIO AT TIMES. OOOOOOOH, I MEAN SOME GRRRREAT RADIO AT TIMES, BUT OTHER TIMES HE WENT ON TOOO LONG. I MEAN ONE GUEST FOR 4 HOURS! COME ON!
   HE WOULD TAKE CALLS FROM ALL OVER CHICAGO AND PEOPLE WOULD GIVE THEIR VIEWS ON THINGS. UNLIKE TOM LEYKIS, BOB LASSITER’S SHOW COULD BE REALLY CREEPY. I GOT INTO AN OFF AIR FIGHT WITH THE LASSITER PEOPLE. IT WAS OVER THE PHONE.
   I NEVER HAD THAT PARTICULAR PROBLEM WITH ANY OTHER RADIO SHOW INCLUDING THE TOM LEYKIS SHOW. BUT IT SURE HAPPENED WITH LASSITER’S SHOW!
   NOW I SEE THAT AFTER HE DIED, I FIND THAT HE MADE THE COMMENT THAT HE WOULD BE HOUNERED TO BE MENTIONED IN THE SAME SENTENCE WITH LARRY LUJACK. I BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT I READ. ???? THAT’S STUPID! I NEVER SAW OR HEARD THAT BEFORE, I’M TRYING TO BE CALM, I’M TRYING TO BE CALM, THAT’S IT! LARRY LUJACK WAS WORTHLESS! YOU KNOW WHY I DIDN’T LIST ANY AIRCHECKS FOR THAT NO ACCOUNT LOW TALENT BUM?BECAUSE IT WOULD’NT BE WORTH ANY YOUNG PERSON’S TIME TO HEAR ANYTHING THAT LARRY LUJACK SAID! HE WAS A STUPID JERK THAT FOUND OUT THAT RADIO WAS TOO TOUGH AND COULD NOT LAST THE TEST OF TIME ! RADIO PASSED HIM BY. LUJACK WAS A LOSER, AND BOB LASSITER WAS INFURIATING!
   WELL ANYWAY, IT MAY ONLY BE MY OPINION. I PROBABLY SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY. I GOT A LITTLE UPSET, BUT NOW IT’S OVER WITH.

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