Paul Walker meme!

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   Raif December 19, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

   I’m working on a song. I mention Paul Walker at the end. I’m going to call it in on next be funny:

   INTRO: TOM LEYKIS – THE BROADCASTING KING, HE CAN DO ANYTHING.
   His enticing talk is sizzling hot; panties drop on the spot, his essence is pure punk rock! And //
   You got, to give Tom Joseph Leykis mad props, his style is wild and free like Hakeem abdul jamar’s hook shot //
   Swishhhh! Watch that ball drop through the hoop. // Tom gives us guys real talk, the scoop // So we don’t have to run around in circles and loops, jumpin through hoops // Just so some dumb bitch will take all our shit, our cash, our crap, our poop. Ooops //
   The professor is from the school of hard Knox /
   He fought for every damn thing that he’s got/ He made a plan and stuck to the plot/
   So Fuck these gold digging piggy piggy reniging // bitches who think their hot, they’re not
   The only thing they get from me is some piss on their clit-toris till they get crotch rott
   You like that Paris? ‘yeah that’s hot’ // shut up twat, or I’ll bury you on top of a HILL with a TON of blocks //
   Women are crazy conniving bitches, need proof? Amanda Knox. //
   And listen to all these fruit cake, half baked, ment-a-lly dis-eased, //
   Crazy, off the wall, freaks, and callers who flock //
   To this big balled bastard, this shock jock with hot talk an’ hot topics, that rock //
   I’d rather listen to Tom, than chill on my yacht in the hot tropics ,yeah, that’s whats up //

   Money Monday, Be Funny Wednesday, Leykis 101 //
   Flash Friday, Taco Tuesday – so much fun //
   Taco Tuesday? Shit, it might be a hit? might be a hit, with all the Mexican pricks who call in //
   Tom, Give it a shot / Or maybe that’s just dumb?
   Or just read Taco USA by Gustavo when you’re chillin at your vacation spot //
   And Jayden, what can I say bout Jayden? //
   Jayden’s an amazing – idiot savant, //
   No, I’m kidding, he’s not
   He’s just an idiot who sucks cock
   For pot, pop rocks, Mexican pop and huge elephant cock /
   Jayden’s probably a white ginger, a sinister penny pincher
   A Suburban freckled face carrot top who fucks his own sister
   With Braces, a pizza face who sucks Sulimon’s cock /
   For nude Sean Hannity pictures and crack rocks / after he fucks his dad till he can’t walk
   Prolly jacks off like mike Timpson does/ to hulk Hogan pictures and pictures/ of Dwayne Johnson also known as THE ROCK!
   He’s probably never stepped foot on an Oakland block /
   He probably fucks his mom after she folds his socks /
   (Jayden’s mom) “Get a job Jayden, you’re 38, a ginger,
   You think you’re a nigga, you’re not /
   You’re just a blithering idiot with a small cock /
   You’re an immature pile of green manure, /
   Yet you’re a good cure, for comedy rap writer’s block /
   And by the way, Geraldo Rivera, suck my cock
   Thanks a lot
   This is Raif from Kingston Washington,
   Thanks for listening, and stay tuned for my next rap to drop /
   Tom, take me out like Paul Walker and blow me the fuck up!
   Wop wop …. Wop wop …. Wop wop

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