The NFL has announced the entertainment lineup for the 2014 Supah Ice Bowl in the Noo Joisey Meadowlands

Here is what you can expect:

• Radio City’s Rockettes high-kick to the song Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk in which Frank Sinatra claims that the city is “A-numba one,” with no explanation for where Joisey’s two “A-numba one” NFL football teams happen to be on Supah Bowl Sunday.
• Repeated claims that “Noo Yawk is the greatest city on oith,” and that “only Noo Yawk could pull off an event this big.” In Noo Joisey.
• Classy Joisey fans gather to yell “Show your tits!” at every NJ 4 they see.
• Multiple reminders that Noo Yawk “deserves this” after having lived through 9/11. Marching band marches in formation of the old Twin Towers.
• US Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) flips game coin which is promptly stolen by a Newark constituent.
• Tribute to Govanuh Chris Crisco.
• Musical salute to suhvivahs of SupaStorm Sandy.