From Thought Catalog:
Dear Nice Guy,
I don’t know you yet but I’m so ready to date you. Seriously, I am. For a long time, I dated bad boys. Yes, I was that girl you blame for always coming in last. I guess I dated bad boys because, somehow, I liked their unavailability, sexy sideways glances, and late-night calls. I fed off the chase and mystery they provided me. I saw them as a challenge that I always happily accepted. Let me tell you, I’ve dated so many jerks throughout the years. A lot of times, I ended up being disappointed with how it ended with them, and wondered why I always had such blind optimism about these guys I clearly knew were jerks to begin with. But to be honest, I don’t regret any of it now.
Finished being run up by entire biker clubs and frat houses and now she wants to ‘bless’ some simp with her expired meat sandwich? Bitch please.
My name is Dave, and I’m a nice guy. From what I’ve seen, the women who make these discoveries about nice guys down the line don’t possess the intelligence I look for in a woman. I have been ‘friend zoned’ numerous times from women who preferred the bad boy. They didn’t have the brain to realize this when it mattered. You don’t change, you only slow down. This article is just a sugar coated rationalization for your potentially slutty ways. You dated the bad boys because you wanted to be the one that changes them. I’ll say it again – people change. They only slow down. Not interested. Good luck. 🙂
Well put.
Sounds like an invitation to spend lots of money courting a nice girl who’ll never give it up until she sees a wedding ring. I am done with nice girls, give me a lean slutty whore anyday. At least she knows what time it is.
Dear Bad Girls, I think Im ready for you.
After years of being sucked into relationships with dull, ever widening, cat loving, light drinking, women’s talk show watching, dead fish in bed, ball busting bitches….I have now realized that I am willing to accept not just one but several bad girls into my life.
I am ready to shoot whisky from between their breasts, snort lines off their toned asses, carve the mountains with them on the back of my motorcycle, make out with them in hot tubs, invite their even badder girl friends over for a threesome and then not hear from them for weeks before the next 1am drunk text so we can do it all over again!
It has taken time for me to accept these bad girls. Ive dated so many boring, bossy chicks and been disappointed. Now I feel more mature, especially when the bad girls are 15 to 20 years younger than me.
Thank you, Tom, you have changed my life.
Dear slut,
You’re all used up and now you want what you want, well tough fucking luck! You’re getting older and showing all the classic signs of wear and tear and now the nice guys can get any girl they want because they studied, they saved, they bid their time for this exact moment to look you in the eye’s and say “fuck you whore” go find yourself a biker cause that’s what you deserve. Enjoy getting older and living in your apartment with a lifetime of regret.
And lemme guess. Nice Guy is supposed to go out and make enough Benjamins to support you and your three rug rats, from three different gangstas no doubt, while you sit on the couch and watch OWN, eat donuts and ice cream, and widen you @$$ to size XXXL. No fucking thanks.
Too little, too late.
I feel like this chick is out of options here… she has not taken enough time to understand what the quality of a nice guy would consist of and I truly believe that since she has not had this time that she would probably blow him off for another asshole. Just listening to this rant makes me cringe!
ARE YOU NUTS?!?!? Who would sign up for that? She does not regret banging “a lot” (100? 200?) of bad boys but now she is ready to be nice? There is no way she knows what nice means! She is ready to be taken care of – or have children – and that is all she is looking for. Poor nice guys, it stinks to finish last, but guess what? here is your chance to finish last!!! Women are crazy these days, they think that this is some kind of OFFER?!?! By this time, Grammy, you are no catch and the parts we desire are so used up that we mentally see the cartoon of the old mare with her bones showing chewing on a single wheat stalk, eyes half closed and several flies buzzing around her saying, here is your chance fellers. They all rode me hard and dumped me in a second, but now I am all yours for the low, low price of your dignity, happiness, every material possession that you own!
There may be fewer of the newer models ready to marry, but I would fight for those before I would settle with the ol gray mare…
Hahahah how about… fuck that.
Dear “Wanting a Nice Guy Now”
Fuck You.
Sincerely,
Leykis 101 Student, former “nice guy”
Former nice guy? No you’re just a angry nice guy. lol.
Fuck that shit. Don’t want no used up hallway walls, when I can get the newer model for less commitment
Dear Nice Girl,
You sure are juicing this up. But I stopped interest at Dear Nice Guy. Fuck you.