ALL Leykis 101 students need to read this piece, sent by a listener from the Best of Craigslist:
I got a vasectomy.
I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.
I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.
Good story. I wonder if he’s a listener, or just a smart guy. Either way, good for him.
Best. Story. Ever.
Do it guys. I had it snipped and tied at 26 and never looked back. Plus I can personally vouch that it has no effect on your performance.
Great story, I also had a vasectomy years ago and have kept it a secret from any girl I happen to be fucking. I always ask the girl to get on some birth control and I use condoms (to prevent pregnancy, lol), but after an STD test and it’s negative, I’ll go bareback and she’s more than happy to take my cum in her pussy. Of course, she is supposed to still be on birth control. How often does that actually happen?
She’ll start to do the “baby talk” by saying “I’m late” or “what would you do if I got pregnant?”. I generally reply with “don’t worry, if it happens we can always figure things out”. Too bad none of them actually got pregnant. I guess they are either loyal, on birth control, or something else.
I’m looking forward to the day when I can have the pleasure of telling some bitch “I’m not the father”. My twist would be to wait until she’s at the “point of no return” before telling her my secret. I would make sure to make a video with her doing the nastiest things with me and make sure to present it during the baby shower, claiming that it’s a video showing our “love for one another”, in front of all her family and friends.
I would walk away and let the “shit hit the fan”, but of course I will be sure to get the “last laugh”.
This is actually an old posting but it is also very nice to re-read. I would have loved to be there.
I am not sure I would been able to keep my cool in front of the lies she spewed.
Tom, PLEASE find an experienced physician who will perform vasectomies, regardless of age. I’m 24 and willing to fly into Southern California just to have one done.
Awsome story, but I would have given her the news at the baby shower in front of her family and friends.
Great story! My burden had been lifted when I got a vasectomy 6 months ago, experiencing the total freedom not worrying about women’s late period and an unannounced pregnancy. I’ve been dating women in their late twenties and early thirties, in which some point, they want to have a family before the age 35. I knew condoms won’t be enough to protect me from scandalous women who will do anything to have control over men’s life. For this reason, I got a vasectomy and wear condoms religiously.
Tony – Chicago
ohh god I was rolling on my desk at work of too much laughing , the girl’s face must have been priceless WHAT A STORY , this encourages me more to get the vasectomy
thanx tom for the story as well as that guy!
This happened to me twice after my vasectomy. Ok.. not an uncommon occurrence! Wow.. you just.. don’t know, do you?