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‘You get sex twice a week, I agree to stay under 120 lbs’: How more couples than ever are signing relationship contracts

Attorneys say that more and more married and unmarried couples are signing relationship contracts that detail how often they will have sex.

The so-called ‘lifestyle clauses’ can include how often the couple is intimate, how they spend their leisure time and spell out what defines cheating, among other things.
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7 Responses to ‘You get sex twice a week, I agree to stay under 120 lbs’: How more couples than ever are signing relationship contracts

  1. John May 1, 2013 at 5:05 am #

    I say “HELL YEAH”
    Expectation define is expectation met.
    If a woman has trouble with that, she’s not your woman. Move on.

    • Rene May 1, 2013 at 12:59 pm #

      If your following leykis 101 correctly this is a mute point !

      • Mike Jones May 1, 2013 at 2:48 pm #

        Very true. At one time I thought marriage would be great were I to have kids. Now I’m questioning that….I might just pay a woman to give birth to my children and renounce any rights to them.

  2. Tomi Roshi May 1, 2013 at 12:56 pm #

    If one needs to hire a lawyer to workout a relationship contract in my mind the relationship is done. Why bother? To me it’s like begging a chick for pussy and if she consents out of an obligation then it smells like a mercy fuck. I like to knock one before I get up in the morning. I can imagine how to word it in a contract. Hey baby how do you feel about receiving my hot throbbing cock at 4am? Don’t worry it won’t take long and I usually nod off for another hour before getting up.

    • Mike Jones May 1, 2013 at 2:45 pm #

      Lmao

  3. DrHarryLime May 1, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

    The headline says it all. Whereas men see sex for sex as a pretty fair deal, women always want sex plus something, whether that be time, money, emotion (ha ha), as a kind of payment. It’s prostitution, and anyone who thinks about signing something like this is a complete soft cock.

  4. John May 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

    I look at this as man’s answer to the question “Where are all the good men at?”
    The answer is “Fucking all the women who don’t need this contract to get laid and keep their shit”.

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