Al writes: Can you believe that so many people are making fun of the boyfriend who “bailed” on his date, after a foul ball came screaming right at them?
Notice in the video that the reporter instructs him to move toward her and protect her next time. What kind of crap is this? I thought women were supposedly equal to men? Can’t the little ladies either catch the ball or get out of the way on their own? Isn’t it interesting how often women and manginas love to tell us how equal women are to men and yet men are still supposed to put their own personal safety on the line in order to “protect” their supposed equals?
Al, you are 100% right. By the way, why did this guy even bring this vagina to the ballpark? Pussy. He should have gone with real friends and then he wouldn’t even be in this position. The guy in thevideo had absolutely no responsibility to protect his date, and while we’re at it, I hope she bought her own ticket and paid for her own food as well. And don’t talk about fucking “chivalry.” Chivalry ended the day you girls decided to stop making us a sandwich or ironing our shirts. The Little Ladies can’t have it both ways. If you think you’re equal to us, gals, then be sure to bring your own mitt the next time you go to the ballpark. What about it ladies, are you equal or not?
Zhimar writes: tom I have a question and would like your advice on this one let say I want to go to an event that I do not have to pay for that I enjoy and she has not been to would that be a good idea instead of paying the $40 plus it something I enjoy instead of sitting at a bar waiting for the next woman.
Zhimar, never bring a chick to an event of value, whether you paid for it or not. Let’s say you got tickets to a great concert for free: take a good friend who will really appreciate it rather than some skank who may never put out and who you may never see again. No matter how much you pay (orappear to pay) for a date, she will only put out if that was her plan in the first place. No amount of concert tickets, lobster, or champagne will change her game plan. Also, the more you appear to spend on a first date, the higher you are setting the bar for the future. She will then expect you to take her out to nice events or meals in the future. Your goal is to get as much as you can out of her, while giving her as little as possible. No exceptions, even if you didn’t pay a cent!
Dave writes: Dear Doctor Leykis, As an avid listener and loyal student of the Leykis 101 Curriculum for the last 13 years, I have heeded all your advice to live a very successful life up to this point. Because of your advice, I have steered clear of any woman who tried to tie a rock around me to prevent me from reaching my life’s goals and in the process, I have laid more pipe than a plumber. I just got accepted into my dream school which happens to be one of the best institutions in the country for astrophysics and no one person or bitch will stop me from reaching my goals all while fucking everything that moves. Until I have “Ph.D” at the end of my name and have realized my dreams, I will not “settle down” like most of my comrades but to be very honest, like you, I never wanted children from a young age and choose to live a lifestyle of enjoying the finer things in life, traveling the world, and owning everything I want without someone to tell me I can’t have them.
I am coming to you looking for dire advice involving what was once considered one of my best friends and someone who I have known since childhood. This person was once an enthusiastic student of yours who I got to listen in and won over after a couple of listens. We used to patrol the freeways on Flash Friday, go to bars to pick up chicks using the tenets of Leykis 101, and we even got fake IDs (which I may add is VERY wrong) just so we could get into your listener parties and even the very first Boys Night Out event you had hosted at the Wiltern.
This former student of yours has since gotten tied down by a vapid cunt who is younger than him, drags him around like her lapdog, and has kept him from hanging out with me and his other friends. At one point, he even claimed to have stopped drinking beer “just for her” and even kicked us out of his house after midnight because he “had to go to her house to have sex” where he often spends the night (and most often) the entire afternoon cuddling in bed, avoiding communication with us, and later claiming he had already decided to spend the whole day with her. What was once him hanging out with the guys every weekend has turned into just 3 times in the last 4 months. I have tried talking sense into this guy and I told him just because you’re getting pussy, doesn’t mean you have to act like a pussy but it appears I am losing him.
I also recall the time you once used the analogy of “frog soup” for pussified males where a frog will sit in a pot while the water is slowly brought to a boil. Everything feels GREAT for a time until its too late to jump out of the pot and its too late. He even told me that I of all people need to have a girlfriend because it makes it easy to get laid, very convenient, and she pays for his bills and expenses. The worst part of it all is something that put me over the edge and I knew I had to come to you right away; I just found out that this bitch just bought him a dog as a birthday present which I know is one of the last stages before she decides to ‘pull the goalie’ and get pregnant. Oh and did I mention that this guy doesn’t wear condoms anymore because he’s “comfortable and feels (he) can trust her?” I could also tell you that she’s the type of girl who tries to adopt every wounded animal and spends all her parents money in the process but all bitches are the same and you have taught me that. I feel this guy is like Al Bundy!
My question for you is should I drop all contact and communication with this guy forever or is there a way to save him from what seems like stage 4 terminal pussification of the worst kind? I know I’m dealing with the walking dead so I don’t want to contract this deadly disease myself!
Dave, I do believe that guys like this are to be avoided and that their behavior can be contagious. You can’t save others from doing stupid, self-destructive things and, in this case, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. This problem usually takes care of itself in that, by the time “frog soup” has been served, women like this eventually completely isolate their men from all contact with the outside world except for the dreaded “couple friends” he’ll be left with. You will know this has happened when you call him and his voice mail has been changed to “Jason and Cindy aren’t in right now…we’re in love! Leave us a message!” or when you call him and get her on the phone instead asking you “what is this in reference to?”
He is heading for a brick wall and you can’t stop him. Get out while you still can.
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